For those who never saw it, the original Gidget is about a dorky teen (Sandra Dee) who isn't cool until she loses her virginity. Throughout the film, Gidget is trying to get laid. This was filmed in 1959, so I'm assuming this was a big deal. This might be the first beach party movie ever, but the concept sparked my interest. Inspired by stories about more than one friend of mine concerning their first sexual experiences, I came up with Johnny Sweets. This is a raunchy teen film idea, but the premise might be a little out there:
Johnny Sweets lost his virginity when he was 14. A middle-aged woman in his neighborhood took total advantage of him, jumped him and used him like meat. When he told his friends at school, they worshipped him like a god. They called him Player and Pimp and he became the most popular boy in school. Johnny learned from this that when it comes to sex, everyone is just meat and he decided it was his duty to spare female virgins from such a horrible experience.
Flash forward: Johnny is a high school senior and the go-to guy for girls who want losing their virginity to be a positive experience. Every girl who's ever been with Johnny (none of which were his girlfriend) says he is the best thing that's ever happened to virgins. Amanda (the Gidget character) employs his services.
Lesson #1: Being comfortable with the human body. A naked session. Amanda's encouraged to be naked while Johnny already is. No touch, no talk.
Lesson #2: Exploring your sexuality. Johnny presents Amanda with an arsenal of sex toys, all shapes and sizes. He encourages her to experiment with them all.
Lesson #3: Dealing with people. A fake date with Johnny playing several roles: the creepy stalker, the filthy pig, the love-sick nerd. Amanda is suppoed to learn how to deal with every situation.
When Amanda finishes the course, Johnny is to deflower her. The whole time Amanda is NOT supposed to fall in love with Johnny, and while he does his job, no one can get close to him. Will Amanda manage to win Johnny's heart or will she become just another satisfied customer?
"You don't have to be in love. You don't even have to like eachother. What's important is respect. That, and common coutesy. Men are pigs; so enjoy your lean ham!"
"Sex is like food. We all need it. We all have a biological craving for it. For the gluttons, it can be hazardous to your health. For the starving, cardboard can taste like ambrosia. We all have our tastes. Sometimes you're in the mood for Mexican, or Chinese or Italian. If you're lucky, you'll find your favorite dish. A meal so delicious, so satisfying, you'll think you'll never need to eat anything else again! But someday, you'll think as much as you love filet mignon, you've been eating it every night for a year, and tonight you're craving a burger! Sometimes you just need some spice; a new flavor. Salt, pepper, hot sauce, soy sauce, Parmesan. Some people just love the taste of Parmesan. I don't care what you put under it, just gimme my cheese!"
"The world is full of creeps and perverts. You can't change people. You can't change the world. But you can change yourself. Educate yourself, be prepared, have the right attitude."
"I didn't live up to my rep. I became the jerk who broke your heart. I promised myself I would never be that to anyone."
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